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Haffs Boring Sauce for Boring People is only boring on the label: Haffs made it for people who want a hot sauce that looks like a hot sauce, then filled the plain bottle with a taco-style sauce. It’s a full-bodied blend of tomato, onion and garlic with red habanero and chipotle peppers in adobo, cumin and black pepper.
Bryan Mehaffey calls it his everyday sauce: try it on tacos, burritos, chicken, wings and eggs. Haffs Hot Sauce is Bryan Mehaffey’s small-batch company in New Philadelphia, Ohio.
Size: 5 fl oz
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About the maker
All-natural small-batch hot sauces handcrafted in Ohio, with a sense of humor on every label.
Haffs is known for its pickle sauces: Trippy Pickle is a relish-style hot sauce with dill and cucumber, and Killer Pickle brings more heat. More Cowbell and Less Cowbell let you choose your intensity, and Mari Lwyd and Boring Sauce for Boring People round out a range that runs from mild to hot.
Habanero
Chipotle
Garlic
Tacos
Mexican
Burritos
Chicken
Breakfast
Eggs